yeah, but white dogs are gritty and have a lot of intangibles

Because "Dog Eats Shit" wouldn't have been a story.

Of course they do! Amnesia is the other back-story option.

I bought it and enjoyed it. It wasn't perfect by any means but it was an enjoyable stealth game, if you enjoy pure stealth games. It seems like the harshest reviews were the ones that focused most on the writing. The writing was pretty standard for videogames, which is to say it wasn't great. That said, it's strange…

Thank you for explaining that hitting a tack with a sledgehammer is unnecessary. Here I was just about to wind up and pushpin my monthly calendar of "Hollywood Hunks" to my cube wall with a 25 lb sledge.

Not far from what the actual show imagines adult Finn to be like.

THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SMOKE!!

Shirts are apparently the first things to go during a zombie apocalypse.

Regardless, the art is good and the ideas are clever. I would have preferred Snow to be surrounding by a cadre of elite zombie-killing murder deers, or 'Murdeers' if you will.

I regret nothing.

Yay for the main character being a person of colour, I think the last Native American protagonist in a AAA game was the lead in Prey. I'm surprised they didn't use the story of the two wolves in this game, as it would have fit in so perfectly with the theme of duality.

That grin by the security guard in the background is fucking priceless.

Wrong. The saddest tweet is that of the last California condor, only twelve weeks old, as it watches its beloved mother slowly die from lead poisoning, while also coming to the realization that the very same toxic lead that killed its mother was likely passed into its system as it fed, thereby leading said condor to…

Well, the boxes do say ages eight and up...

No words can explain what has happened here, unless you use bicycle and riding and bear.

Some Dogs Go To Colorado

Maybe! Maybe not!

The 49ers have a foolproof plan to combat bullying. Now it's up to Martin to purchase some new headphones.

Thank you for the life advice, 21-year-old who has been in a relationship for five minutes.

"I think some couples can run off the rails really quick because they offset the balance and harmony in life which usually has to include God" Fuck you, no it doesn't.