Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

Ursa, minor hunter

Born in Halifax, lived in Toronto since I was four. Canadian beer, for the most part, sucks.

For the second time this week, a Volunteer has acted in the interest of "safety first" at a major sporting event.

Chernobyl.

Doubt the Canadian is dejected about the girl. Rather, he probably just finished a Canadian beer.

This whole PED witch hunt is just getting out of control. Now, they're putting asterisks on the Olympics before the damn thing even starts!

That Super Bowl was the perfect ending to the season for a Ravens fan who had to watch his team get creamed in the first game of the season, which was only in Denver because the Orioles thought they'd make the playoffs in 2013 (they didn't!).

Goddammit, Drew. I want to hate Jay Leno with every fiber of my being, and now I watched that and I just can't.

"The players also won't be embracing him like they have in college. Before you know it, that constant smile that has become Carroll's trademark will be harder and harder to find. Regardless of how optimistic some Carroll supporters may be about this news, the man is going to fail in the NFL." - Jeffri Chadiha,…

Notice to Athletes

You should see the ski jump in Ogdenville!

"It would be a lot better if we had decent forerunners but that's always been an issue on our tour."

"Just don't drink the Kool-Aid about 9/11."

He also had a GIANT cigar tucked up into his beanie (it's about 25 here) and was throwing handfuls of Skittles at everyone. Must have had a grip of boxes in the Duck with him.

Most people lay their head down on a pillow and dream of someday being an Olympian. Olympians lay their head down and dream of someday having a pillow.

The extreme shortage is sponsored by Mountain Dew.