I don't know what gave me more nostalgia, Beetle Adventure Racing or the briefly mentioned Nintendorks review.

The restaurant industry is the most fucked up industry I've ever worked in. They purposely understaff, and when the slightest thing goes wrong, find themselves in the weeds. Hire enough people, pay people livable wages, and DON'T LET SICK PEOPLE HANDLE FOOD. 3 basics things the industry consistently laughs off.

That looks like a man who would have been selling Laudanum as an "infant soothing serum" in 1880.

I don't know what you girls are so bent out of shape over. I would love it if I could have girls hooting and hollering at me all the time, following me, making threatening overtures, refusing to leave me alone, calling me terrible names when I tell them I'm not interested, creating a threatening atmosphere in any…

This WizardChan site is TERRIFYING. Clips below, full discussion here: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/97173.…

You put a cd in my hand, I'm walking away with it. No, I do not plan to give you money. You physically shoved this CD into my hand or pocket. It is mine now.

If you just claim that kids have figured out how to get high on triclosan, it'll be banned in a week.

Thwaites? More like Thaw Site.

I've never really liked Peter Molyneux's games, but I've always appreciated him as a character in the games industry. It's true that his games over-promise and under-deliver, but his importance seems to be in his aspiration. He was one of the first people I remember that really seemed to aspire to higher concepts in…

This is probably the single most important event in this man's love life up until now. From this point on, he will most likely think twice before behaving like a weird creep, and this could lead to him reevaluating his ideas about dating. If he's smart, he may even figure out that it's not some game where you win by…

They would definitely hire people without computer knowledge, but I assure you, only into positions of significant power. Those people then hire well-versed underlings to toil about and make everything run for appealing six figure salaries that seem so high until you compare them to the unrealistic numbers pulled in…

It's a simple formula: Make better movies. Blockbusters can still be fun, but come up with an original idea. We're into sequels to reboots to comic book characters. Prequels to sequels to reimaginings of origin stories of superhero teams. The original shit that has been coming out is blatantly dumb (looking at…

I would like to point out the very extremely obvious: The pole marker is built with a flotation device at the bottom it.

Does he realize that it is his character getting baptized? Not him? His character is about to commit hundreds of murders. Was he going to put the game down when he was forced to violate one of the ten commandments hundreds of times? Did he stop watching the exorcist because he refused to be possessed by Pazuzu? …

Also, I don't think anyone is suggesting that these aren't based on photos. The composition is clearly photographic, it's just basically someone tracing really, really well, not going off the top of their head.

You realize that canvas is at least like 5 feet wide, correct?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

I bet you're a blast at parties.

Gamers have the weirdest thought patterns. The PS4 is official now, and we've seen early game demos for it. Response? "BUT THEY DIDN'T SHOW THE SUPERFICIAL PLASTIC FACADE IT COMES IN! I CALL BULLSHIT ON SONY!"

This strikes me as a direct callback to all the stuff LOST did with the Dharma Initiative. They expressed an influence of LOST on this game. Which is really cool.