This movie is nothing more than an $80 million prank on the film industry and the American public by two very, very funny producers. I will totally see this.

Ketchum's gonna find that level 29 Sasquino and suck it up in her pokeball!

I mowed down that entire place and took it all.

Uve Boll is a better filmmaker than PoS Anderson.

Paul W.S. Anderson is the shittiest filmmaker ever. He clearly doesn't understand the plot of Resident Evil, and somehow turned a lovable but totally stupid zombie story that only kind of made sense into something a thousand times more retarded that makes negative sense, AND took all the charm away, making it boring…

No, you are one of a billion "persons of interest." Sorry.

That was the crappiest cop of all time. How long was he planning on just standing there?

Clearly I should be writing for gawker!

I coined the term "Netfliction" for this condition