Why post this? It’s not March, man.

LOL FUCK YOU STUPID

I know the liberal PC police SJWswill attack me here, but I personally won’t vote for a candidate who refuses to do something about California bordering Mexico. That shit is just unacceptable. Make Ohio do it.

Lighten up Francis.

Just twelve more games and fifteen more years before they let Zac Taylor go!

I know you didn’t mean to paint such a rosy picture, but I’ve been a Bengals fan since the early 90s and I would’ve thought all of the records you outlined would be far worse. Thanks for the Monday pick-me-up!

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

Wait till you have kids.

It seems like they were genuinely being considerate of you, by being totally inconsiderate to you.  I can’t even tell if I’m mad at them or not.

“A single that isn’t a walk” is also known as a single.

This is a great piece, Neil. Actual data to investigate some of the commonly-spoken claims! Imagine that!

So what? Are you saying we should wait until the Browns actually have a winning season, or at least play a single down that matters following yet another losing season, before anointing them a model franchise? Are you suggesting maybe we should acknowledge that the “Process” they supposedly “brought” to the NFL is…

putting an official end to speculation that Epstein may have been murdered while locked away.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Managing expectations for this team is like having a two year old. I know you’re going to shit your pants today but if you can manage to keep most of it in your diaper and off the walls we can call that a success. 

I even searched ‘disc dogs’ just in case, and nada.

CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”