No way Roethlisberger can use PowerPoint Computer.

I grew up in Cincinnati, a place that, to steal a line from Dogma, doesn’t celebrate it’s fandom, it mourns it. I am a staunch Reds/Bengals fan and fair weather Pacers fan, I don’t care about HUKKEY. We live in Denver.

Yeah, I'm from Indiana originally. So my story is the same. 

I’ve had a buñuelo, this is much bigger though. Like 8-10 inches across.

Edit: Stupid Kinja

That sounds, at very least, culturally insensitive.

TIL regional pastry names are even a thing.

That’s a palmier and it doesn’t look anything even remotely like an elephant ear which looks like a puffy fried tortilla.

What are the chances they’ll be even cheaper in October when the 4 drops?

You’ll remember him most for winning a Super Bowl with the Pats, along with Rex Burkhead, James Develin, Matt Lengel (Who is back now).

Like...tap to pay is NFC, if you use and mobile pay app.

Schaumburg police are WAY too busy busting DWB’s to worry about a naked white guy.

Losing Trammel is a meh thing, the Red notoriously cling to and cultivate farm team guys that end up being trash and inevitably trade away ones that are good. Symptom of a much larger problem, clearly.

Who De...oh fuck it.

I’ll take the, “this is a massive waste of fucking plastic that’s going to end up in a landfill,” position on this one.

In college triscuts (store brand) cream cheese and pickled jalapeno slices was dinner, entirely too frequently.

Because a hot fresh slider is the exact same sogginess, consistency and more or less temperature of one you found in your glove box a couple days later because your drunk friend put it there to hide it from the weird guy that hitched a ride back to campus with you.

Locations spoof a photo taken in LA? This is going to be a new Instagram thing...isn’t it?

The animal is planning a book on the rampant doping going on in the state fair world. What else would you expect from Jose Lambseco?

I love them all, right up until 1985. But this is the best.