I’ve had large quads & thighs my entire life and have struggled mightily with jeans. The two brands that have always fit my quads well are DL and Bonobos.

So...couple things.

As a Bengal fan, I’ve been calling for Marvin’s ouster for some time. But this...feels like the wrong time. There’s no great candidate out there right now to take over the team, the the two obvious candidated, Vance Joseph and Hue Jackson have been varying degrees of atrocious in their head coaching roles. The…

I don’t know how good he was in college, but John Kitna wasn’t exactly hall of fame material in the NFL.

Team Braeburn 4lyfe. I think most people like a crisper apple hence getting no love, Braeburns a squarely in the soft/mealy camp. Which is where I like to be.

“PUT SOAP ON ELECTRICAL WIRE, INSERTED WIRE IN PENIS”

Three guys on single year deals with tons of upside and no long term commitment? Plus the chancr o being at the very least competetive for the first time in about 5 years. The Reds should have cash to burn after being notoriously tight for the better part of a decade. Also I would have paid 3x as much to rid the team…

Reds were 24th in attendance last year, if these guys just sell tickets for a season the Reds probably do alright. I have zero hope that Puig sticks around for more than this one year. I’ll probably snag a jersey just so in 20 years people will say “Holy shit, I totally forgot Puig played for the Reds!”

We just call this "Reds Baseball".

“future pharmacists don’t generally spend upwards of $35,000 a year to pay much attention to a sports team”

Eh, I don’t like that they went down this road, but I know what they’re thinking. A large hotel with a big banquet operation probably carries a dozen or so people that function strictly as “on-call” servers/bartenders. These people are literally for the “Oh shit, the group added another 50 guests on Wednesday for a…

Smelly wet fart? No...the game was in Oakland, not Pittsburgh. 

The kid would be better off not being raised by the kind of people who would willingly go to Pittsburgh.

Wouldn’t this instantly put Northwestern at the biggest recruiting disadvantage? If you offer a 17 year old kid an opportunity to go to Northwestern for free or the opportunity to go to Iowa for free and get $40K in cash...I’m just guessing here, but I would think just about every one of them would go to the cheapest…

I loathe both Michigan and Duke, but I love good college ball, and if we don’t get to see Duke v Michigan at some point this season we’re all worse off for it.

and it was even erroneously reported by Dan Dakich 

When I first saw this I was expecting a typical long-formish screed from Billy, so thanks Barry, for a much more subdued version!

This...this is not the face of a boy who only masturbates once a month. This is the face of a boy who sneaks off into the WalMart bathroom to “punish the python” while his mom buys him fruit snacks.

I think it’s Heeb as in “White Trash, Two Heebs & A Bean” the seminal 4th album from NOFX.

Are there any backwards looking standings for full seasons on this metric to see if it makes any sense whatsoever? Like, will this eventually look somewhat normal after conference seasons start?