Seriously, do the river float trip.

Get on the cancellation list at Midnight Cowboy. My buddies and I got in same day when we were in town. You just have to be flexible enough to scoot over there with about 20 minutes notice.

My Mazda CX-9 has a similar monster A-pillar at a fairly severe angle, I find myself craning my neck around than makes sense. I love the car, but this is not a thing I would have ever considered in a test drive.

I could go back every year in time and unearth some instance of an athlete being hoodwinked out of millions of dollars by some shadyass businessman

I was a server for close to a decade and I lost a job once over split checks. Had a table at lunch that was there for a co-workers b-day party, 10 or so guests. The table was fun and leisurely the whole time, really a joy, then after about an hour in they informed me they needed all separate checks and the needed them…

Hayters? No good. Govn’rs Park Tavern is the Better Bears Bar. I’m not a Bears fan, bit Govn’rs Park is just a solid bar, and it doesn’t get too busy, you can still snag a spot 10:45.

No. It’s Mountain. Very little starts before 11 and very little ends after 10. Don’t have to get up early, don’t feel like a degenerate drinking too early, don’t get to bed too late. In the CST zone night games keep you up too late.

Lavar Ball Can Melt Steel Beams

Wait...am I missing something...are these different? Doesn’t Au Poivre literally mean “With Pepper”?

Marvin Lewis retiring on a 7-9 campaign, ending the best playoff appearance stretch in recent Bengals history seems to be about the most Bengals thing possible.

As a Butler alum, that 14-0 run had me nearly shitting my pants. I’m usually content being up 20+ but against ‘Nova, that comfort didn’t come. Anyway, yeah, you’re right Butler shot the lights out. Still appreciate the hell out of this Wildcat program and Jay Wright, but I’ll steal the W’s when we can.

Fuck I miss Dirty Tots.

I haven’t. But I also don’t venture out that way except for the race and the occasional Longs run.

“thereby pulling the servers away from their smartphones and drugs”

I mean...has Pouncey even earned the right to utter a thought about James Harrison’s legacy? I hate theSteelers more than anything, truly. But I’m pretty sure if anyone should be mad at anyone, they should be mad at the Steelers organization for cutting the man.

This is the correct take.

Don’t forget the Bengals...’13 or maybe ‘12 it was unremarkable. As is anything related to the Bengals.

Also an Indy to Denver transplant, also moved here for work, I honestly believe Indy is light-years more diverse than Denver. And as far as I can tell through all the places I’ve traveled the “X state is pretty backwards outside of X big city” is applicable in about every single state.

Have you not been to Bru Burger?

There is one in Rosemont and one in Evanston, just not any downtown.