I was only 22 when I...fuck...I uhmmm dammit I knew I had an idea ....shit.

I used to love one-tops, quick in and out and usually low maintenance. And I found they naturally tend to leave an extra buck. If you being a low maintenance single allows me to give an extra 5% at a larger table, its a win-win.

Yeah, but you’ve REALLY never driven anything like a 1983 Corvette.

Of course if you stay a safe distance back, some dick drip is going to pull over in between you and the car in front of you anyway, causing the exact same result.

Given that he formerly coached in Cincinnati, this is 100% accurate.

I like the one where they show people turning into the left lane from the left and right lane from the right as if that actually happens.

Some of the hot springs up in the mountains are clothing optional.

Maybe I’ve missed something...where is the Asian section of town?

• We’re all sold out! We’ll be back in stock on December 18th at 3PM EST.

Same...

Three Days Rest: The Reds policy of taking three days to think about everything, thereby rendering whatever they’re thinking about moot and being too late to the discussion.

1. Water...lots and lots of water.

It’s Aldi for bougie white people who feel like they’re getting premium products, but really its the same cheap stuff wrapped up nicer at a slightly higher price, but still relatively cheap. Point being, just shop at Aldi.

Small Lib Arts school guy, squarely team OAR. I was even douchy/fratty enough to correct anyone who pronounced it rather than spelling it. I was the worst.

I vote for the 22 minute live version.

When Jon Gruden, the patron saint of “Good Ol’ Smashmouth Footbaw”© is calling for an ejection, you know this thing is irreversibly fucked.

Just want to make sure I’m clear on this...

There’s always money in the NFL fuckery stand.

Last night is one of those nights when I hope a fucking meteor hits the arena. Which would be an upgrade for Assembly Hall. But somehow I enjoyed the fuck out of that game.

Why does Magary look like “Powder” glued a spool of yarn to the top of his head?