EOTW guy: Pro-tip, the White Castles didn’t do that to you because they we’re stored poorly and traveled great distance. They did that to you because they’re White Castles.

NextDoor: The Digital Nosy Old Lady Across the Street Peering Out From Her Curtains

Barry Larkin has always been my all-time favorite baseball player. If Votto stays in Cincy the duration of his career, he’ll seriously give Lark a run for his money.

My best friend, and best man in my wedding, is from Huddersfield. Lives stateside now, has NOT shut up about Town for months. I’m getting close to actively rooting against them.

Yes?

My wife really struggles with the silverware thing. She also is a utensils up person, I’m a utensils down person. I’d like to say this has never caused a fight, but I’d also like to say I’m a millionaire.

Indianapolis is Indy, not sure if that counts. Because honestly Indianapolis takes for fucking ever to say. The struggle is when you run into someone who doesn’t know what “Indy” is. Then you have to waste 10x more time explaining yourself than if you had just said Indianapolis to begin with.

The boys scouts would do good to include the girls, they should learn how to interact and work with girls at that age, to respect them and not see them as how 45 sees them.

I saw Clinton in ‘97 and W in ‘01, both were wildly applauded and cheered. But they also stuck with the no politics thing. Fact is, you put a President in front of 10's of thousands of 14 year old kids and you get cheers. Lets not make this an indictment of the entire organization. The scouts have plenty of growth…

Once you’re 18 you’re basically done so...none.

In Indianapolis:

I’m so conflicted. This morning deadspin said an online prankster was the worst person in the world. Tonight I’m supposed to help an online pranksters, gofundme. Goddammit, deadspin, I cant handle these mixed messages!

“Alexa, do you know the way to Sante Fe?”

Colfax. I tried getting an answer for weeks until I actually went to the websites to look for events. Fortunately Colfax was the 2nd one I thought to check out.

Also, a brewery menu is almost always certain to include kid-friendly shit like fries and chicken tenders and funfetti mozzarella sticks or whatever the fuck else. The inner Midwesterner in me is always drawn to brewery menus.

Its the 2nd rule of seating arrangements, after the middle seat gets the armrests. Aisle dwellers get to stand up and stretch their legs. Everyone else stay the fuck where they belong, you’re a window person for a reason, you’re a middle person for a reason too (poor planner, unwilling to pay for upgrades, etc).

2nd born, can attest to being the biggest trouble maker (not with the law, however), also the most successful, personable and normal.

He has a very...”privileged” head start.

Fuck you just take your damn star and go.

The level at which the Pacers fucked up this trade has mad my transition to being a Celtics fan official. This it the most incompetent thing any team I support has ever done. This from a Bengals and Reds fan. Also, Reggie Miller is the greatest Pacer ever.