“We don’t care about the NIT at IU we hang National Championship banners.”

I am constantly screaming Signal First, Brakes Second, to no one.

They would make you a Manhattan. It happens, with some frequency. No one but the “well, actually...” crowd gives a shit about the vodka martini thing, least of all bartenders.

Fredrick Noe told me that if you like ice in your whiskey, put fucking ice in your whiskey.

Did you happen to go to a different Big East school?

They play in a stripped down conference rarely on national TV.

Eh, in 2007 he hadn’t been exposed as a bad coach quite yet and was still riding the old man’s coattails and image.

I went cross country skiing for the first time about a month ago. I was on a course at a Nordic center, so the snowpack was really firm. I started going down a pretty steep hill and didn’t get leaned forward fast enough and went straight down on my ass, couldn’t have landed any more squarely on my tail bone. The jolt…

Step one: Don’t be a dick, we have to clean the rooms from the previous night and are at the mercy of when those guests leave. This shit isn’t magic.

True story, my high school German teacher duped the school district into paying for a trip for my senior German IV class to Chicago for a German /Austrian artist exhibit at the AIC. All that was window dressing bullshit...this trip was expressly to take the 8 of us to Berghoff, that’s it, we didn’t even go to the…

My dad had one of these!

Man, it’s weird to see Tommy looking like that...he definitely looks like he could fuck up ‘zee Germans.’

Haha, 6 miles to the closest airport in Aspen. It will cost you a mortgage on your house to fly into it, but its there. Otherwise enjoy the 4 hour drive from DIA because the pass is closed, unless you’re actually dumb enough to try to get there on a weekend, then you should plan for closer to 6 hours drive time.

See Also: Underperformer.

Jump balls. Fucking bullshit.

Listen...NCAA. Can I call you NCAA? Great. Here’s the deal with the pace of games...

If you don’t like my music get your own fucking cab.

Is there anything better than a smiling dog?

Gonzaga is bullshit right? Beating up on mid-majors isn’t cool anymore. It’s kinda pathetic....right?

I put 200K on my shitty Saturn SC2 back in the day. I would hope if you take decent care of a Sky/Solstice, it should hold up pretty well.