Haha, 6 miles to the closest airport in Aspen. It will cost you a mortgage on your house to fly into it, but its there. Otherwise enjoy the 4 hour drive from DIA because the pass is closed, unless you’re actually dumb enough to try to get there on a weekend, then you should plan for closer to 6 hours drive time.

See Also: Underperformer.

Jump balls. Fucking bullshit.

Listen...NCAA. Can I call you NCAA? Great. Here’s the deal with the pace of games...

If you don’t like my music get your own fucking cab.

Is there anything better than a smiling dog?

Gonzaga is bullshit right? Beating up on mid-majors isn’t cool anymore. It’s kinda pathetic....right?

I put 200K on my shitty Saturn SC2 back in the day. I would hope if you take decent care of a Sky/Solstice, it should hold up pretty well.

That’s kind of a grey area. Dylan, self admittedly, didn’t really write much of his own stuff, per se. He mostly just took lost and forgotten early American folk lore, poetry and songs and repackaged them. Which he still deserved immense credit for the work. He talks about it in his autobiography.

Agreed on the UI. It’s almost like it was built on Geocities just without the cascading flash background.

Like the going to Lowe’s to buy galvanized steel to make your own kettle pizza grill thing? Poison your entire family with noxious gas!

I’ve never understood customizing the C3 ‘Vette. IMO, That car was already a piece of art on wheels. For some reason its the one you ALWAYS see with this bullshit on it.

We’re talking about UK here, yes, these are all NBA rookies.

Fingers crossed this cuts Sacramento’s chances.

I work in hotels. Trust me, bed bugs are not just terrible when they turn up, the mere fact that exists gives us huge headaches. Every fucking person that walks through the doors is on high alert at all times.

You’ve clearly never dropped a large bottle of olive oil.

I...I feel like maybe you glossed over something here rather quickly...too quickly, maybe?

Counterpoint: Outside of Maryland and Wisconsin (Purdue-ish) the Big Ten is butt this year and no amount of playing Big Ten games is going to prove shit about Northwestern.

That circle you can see in the front end, third from bottom. That’s weird, right? Not very Corvette like. Very Mercedes. 

That grill struck me as familiar and I couldn’t remeber why. Until I remembered my dads Plymouth (Mitsubishi) Sapporo!