Clotho, Lachesis and Atropos!

Baby’s first bully stick!

Whoooo daddies! Did I kick off the year! So as mentioned here, last Friday, I did my first comedy stand up. I thought it was just an off the cuff thing at a local new bar, but maaaaaan! The dudes up in that joint were serious, and were pretty skeptical of my Mrs. Maisel get up (I purposely wore a cute dress, black…

So sorry to hear about your kitty’s health problems! I’m very curious to know any details you can share, since I have a dilute tortie with horrible teeth.

I finished a marathon painting of my house! 1300sf, all done (granted, I left the bathrooms their original color and did the bedrooms when I moved in). I went from this sickly gray color everywhere to a nice cream color, with a happy green accent wall above my stairs, two chalkboard walls, and a cool blue/teal color…

Even after spraining my ankle last Sunday, I finally completed my first triathlon! It was my goal last year and I had a wreck on the bike and broke my hand. It was so annoyingly hard and I was so slow but I’m so happy I finally did it.

And I’m STILL in the fucking greys.

This week I ended my 7 year relationship. I’m not upset or distressed, but I feel very very sad about it.

Hi Lil Tay,

Trump was a dem ... until America elected a black man and he lost his mind.

Trump was a dem ... until he wasn’t. Trump would be a dem again because he has no moral compass. Hey, I believe the left is the right side, but that’s not why he longs for their embrace. He wants and craves the validation of the cool kids he’s courted his whole life ... real New York rich people, celebs, and…

This is Nacho - he’s ready for the office or a night out. We adopted him about a month ago. He’s blind in his left eye and has the stinkiest farts. But he makes up for it in cuteness.

‘Sup Jezzers. I hope you’re all enjoying your respective weekends.

Hi. Here’s my kitty. Everybody share kitties.

Are they from sock designer Rob Kardashian?

I had a baby you guys! She was born on February 14th, she’s a hilariously good baby and my c-section recovery has been a freaking dream. We’re already home after only 2 days in the hospital! Here’s a picture because I’m dying to show her off!

A sitting POTUS:

We’re doing in home hospice, because after a year of hospitals and offices, he just wants to be at home. So Buster is here, being a helper dog, keeping watch, giving snuggles. He knows something is up, but isn’t sure what.

I’m sorry, Bernd. This is a shitty thing happening to all of you. Is there a way for you to bring your dog in to see your husband so he can get a feel of what’s happening? That way he’ll know he’s not being left again, maybe? I don’t know how it works, but I’m sure your dog feels your grief and will be by your side.

My husband entered hospice this week. As helpful as they are, it is also overwhelming. So many people, so many moving parts. So many medicines with the idea of helping, but which seemingly just serve to take away his person and leave his body.