You answered every one of your questions yourself. These people are bonkers.

I’ve decided I just can’t think too hard about any of this because none of it makes any sense.

They are what used to simply be called ‘a fucking mess’.

Right! Why do the red table talk about the “entanglement with August” if y’all were separated? Did Will know you were separated? Why was this a thing that needed to be discussed at all, let alone publicly, if you were basically divorced? Something about all of this is bullshit. I just can’t tell which part.

They could have spent the past 7 years in therapy, but it is clear they haven’t

She is the worst, for a variety of reasons. He isn’t apparently much better, but it’s very clear that she has full control over Wil.

Scientology is a helluva drug

The best time to tell “The Public” is when you’re shilling a memoir...

the way actor’s brains work is so special.

The film stars Zac Efron as Kevin Von Erich (played by Holt McCallany)

Spoiler: it wasn't actually a curse it was just that their dad was an asshole.

Would sure be nice if there was a screenshot or a clip, rather than an embedded tweet that doesn't render.

Is the boob printed on her top/dress supposed to be toward the center like that, or is the fit just weird? It’s driving me nuts.

I’m surprised they didn’t sponsor Call Of Duty, since they, y’know, sponsored the original war half those games are based on.

“Hey kids! You’re absolutely fucked because we just refuse to pivot our business away from fossil fuels. But at least you can floss in Fortnite!” - the soulless cock-gobblers at Shell

Shell manager who came up with that line was probably like:

Already hated this based on this headline and this just makes it even worse

I love how they are trying to be cool with the kids and then have the tag “shellstationsus”
Shell Stations US was probably their intention... but the kids will read it differently.