His father taught him not to regard children until they are old enough to learn the family griftness.

Wobuffet needs to be the last pokemon on your team.

I just remembered that Russia loves to look up hentai on the internet.

The Drumpf defense.

Yup, orange or sun-reflecting white.

 For the average blob-fish it takes about a year and a half to grow a beard.

If you’re nervous on the job as a police officer, don’t be a police officer.

I think that time she slapped 45's hand away from her’s as they walked off air force one was the most normal behavior we’ll ever see.

They are indeed plague enthusiasts.

The first Final Fantasy was the real one, because SquareEnix didn’t think the game would succeed and they would have to go bankrupt.

Death was the final destination.

This is where the discussion on reparations should begin.

Dick after breakfast sounds like an R. Kelly song.

I completely agree. Hip-Hop has stopped being about poetical expression and is now just another pop phenomenon chasing itself.

Maybe they’ll finally learn the lyrics.

That’s not 13 Jasons.

PLUS they barely rhyme, so I don’t even consider them “MC’s”.

I just want to add: fuck Micheal Bewblay.

Those fights really start to feel like a dance once you figure out their move-set.

Cockcaine?