My gut reaction to every football injury now is “Boy, I hope he recently signed a big contract”.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

Their jerseys look like they belong in one of those fictional football leagues from movies.

Almost immediately followed by signing Marcus Kruger

Chicago has traded Kris Versteeg and Joakim Nordstrom to Carolina for two young defensemen and a fifth-round pick. It’s a fairly straight salary dump for the cap-crunched Blackhawks.

So apparently the Steelers do have someone that covers tight ends.

Well at least the Steelers have one person good at kicking.

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Before any Patriots fans comment:

God as my judge, I’ve seen it written “jerry-rigged”.

One of the best pieces I’ve read on Kinja in months/years.

Really good piece. Most stuff dealing with race on Gawker is vomitously politically-correct, but this was actually pretty interesting.

Excellent Piece!

So glad very few (to zero) white frat boys read Pictorial, or this might become their new mantra.

The video is even better if you turn the sound down and pretend the ump just traded Votto to the Nats.

!Oye, Votto, calmate!

“I shoulda gone to art school.”

Roses are red

If you think poetry is bad, try dating an aging white male poet with narcissistic personality disorder (or is that redundant?).