He has all the gravitas of a pool cleaner.  He looks like someone who would rent you a jetski without having to show your license because “you look cool, bro”

Dubblewhopper, ya burnt

Frank Stallone?

Help! I’ve gone grey! I used to be CheezitsCripes, but left that one at AVC, non-Disqus. We’ll have to go over to ancestry.com and create trees of all of our current and former commenting system names.

What are a Kinja?