This variant has lost some of its magic now that they serve breakfast all day:

The problem is there tend to be more of the former and less of the latter.

I think it’s still pretty darn good as long as the coffee itself is good. Otherwise, I agree with you 100%. Drinking the swill that passes for break room coffee at my office black is just nihilism.

Needing to cut my sugar intake (I’m rather Chonk and would like to be less Chonk in the future) is what got me to embrace the blackness. And honestly once I got used to it, it made it easier for me to stay away from sugar in other things.

Hot take: black coffee is the best.

Damn, even Dre forgot about Dre...

I feel like the entire article overlooked an important detail in the original question:

I’d like to think they’re secretly released in Mar-a-Lago.

Wow, this explains a lot. I take Zyrtec and Flonase daily to keep allergies at bay. If I forget a day or two, I get severe itching on my palms and my neck, especially right after a shower. I thought these were just allergy symptoms reasserting themselves, but it turns out I'm a cetirizine junkie.

When I was 18, I worked at a commercial truck tire center and was tasked with painting one of the smaller storage rooms. I was carrying the paint and shaking it to mix it. This is how it ended.

Old man yells at (beautifully drawn) cloud.

“deeply self values”

a blunt that appeared to have been rolled on a rollercoaster

If you fear that saying only positive things about yourself is delusional or will skew your view of the world, consider that it’s already skewed to see the worst side of everything.

I think it’s more about completing the thought.

Anyone else holding out hope for a re-re-re-release of Prime Trilogy, maybe using the new engine they’re developing and some upgraded textures?

I’ve been using DreamHost for 10 years. Their simpler plans are very reasonable, they scale well, support is prompt and helpful, uptime and server speed is excellent even for the cheaper shared hosting plans... Can’t recommend them enough.

The Souix Falls Shenanigans seems cruel and tragic.

I ordered that exact thing when I built my PC, but ended up not needing it after combining the connectors for my PSU and water cooler into one 10-pin header block. I like how discreet it is and that it’s magnetic; you can stash it away anywhere in your case and it won’t look out of place.

Corsair offers a similar product in their i-series PSUs. I have the RM1000i: