Steve Buscemi is God? That’s not what he told me in Airheads...

Version 2.0 really ramps things up:

Vaginal ratchet? Sounds like an intimidating gynecological exam tool.

I think the power adapter thing is to save them $$$ on regional differences. Everyone’s got some way to power a USB type A plug, and they don’t have to have different adapters for the UK, rest of Europe, US, Japan...

I’m not crying; you’re crying!
*bawls at desk*

That’s Shane to his friends.

Oddly, growing up a Nintendo fanboy and playing every Mario, Zelda, and Metroid game that came along, I never got into Pokemon. I’m looking forward to diving in for the first time with this callback to the originals and joining my boys who are already hooked.

I’m assuming it can only “hold” one Pokemon from one player profile at any given time? Assuming their school allows it and we can get it in silent mode, I can imagine they’ll want to take this everywhere.

I’ve got a seven year old and a four year old. Am I going to need two of these things for them to get the max experience?

Wayne’s World 2. It was the first CD I ever owned, and I spent 5th grade playing the hell out of it in my generic Discman ripoff (maybe by Sharp?) from JC Penney.

I noticed whenever I would scroll on the replacement screen, it seemed stuttery. My wife has the same phone and I was able to compare them side by side. And yeah, it was the top right corner that caused me the most grief. 

I replaced the screen on my G5+ and it was an unsatisfying experience. The third-party replacement digitizer wasn’t as accurate and it took multiple tries and layering to get the double-sided tape to work like it should. I love the idea of getting OE parts from iFixit.

Obligatory:

On the fence about this iteration of Harley, but I’m all for this version of Ivy basically being Jane from Daria.

I mean, I got it on that level, but these files were different bitrates, some CBR, some VBR, there’s always file metadata and the potential for partial blocks not to decode as recognizable audio and just be noise... but no. Every file had that orchestra-hit-laden hyperbeat dropped into it. It’s almost like the Zip…

My parallel-port-based external Zip 100 drive did something to me that I still don’t understand from a technical perspective.

I loved The Goonies so much as a kid that I remember being mad hearing the score being used in other movie trailers.

Broken? Or cursed?