Uncanny resemblance, IMO.

Weekend at Bernice's?

This can work when buying cars as well. New or used. The salespeople want to keep you engaged and keep things moving at a pace that's comfortable to them. If you just shut down and wait them out, it can work to your benefit.

With a touch of Michael Ian Black for flavor.

I think it's Donald Pleasence reincarnated:

Me: Ma'am, is there anything you would like and we'll see if it's possible to make?

#notallrevolvers

In less than 30 seconds, a 92-year-old driver managed to pinball around a parking lot, taking out 9 cars at a Piggly Wiggly in Mayville, Wisconsin. and local cops say he won't be cited.

And is it done proportionally to the femur and the fibula/tibia? Or do you end up with knees positioned 2/3 down or up your new long legs?

That was a deliciously subtle pun.

It should be illegal for Mark's articles to have pictures.

That must've hurt like hell when it chipped. *Tongues own chipped tooth and shudders*

While I generally dislike when this word gets shortened, I think this article is begging for it:

There are actually two rows of breasts underneath. That's the art part.

KFC managers everywhere

Disappointed, but not ready to call their evening a total failure, the couple moved on to the movie theater. There, they tried unsuccessfully to get the projectionist to play the DVD that they brought with them.

I lucked out on this one. My current job is only 1,500 feet from my front door.

I don't know that I've ever laughed out loud at a TV show that I was watching by myself before Parks and Rec. The "Snork Juice" episode had me in hysterics.

Why did I click the first link under Season 1?! WHY? Now "The Pit" is stuck in my head. WHEN THIS SONG GETS IN MY HEAD IT DOES NOT LEAVE FOR DAYS.