I wish that was actually the case. A 58-foot watch would be quite an achievement.

Precisely why the article is wondering about Denver's future, not Peyton's.

The first question is missing.

I'm trusted by Lifehacker and Gizmodo... but Jez has yet to come around.

Fuckin' Mirenas, how do they work?

Supercalifragilisticprestivagitation.

I wish I had just half as much fun one time as Steve Ballmer does EVERY DAY.

I AM (cosplaying) RONAN THE ACCUSER!

I like how these pay homage to the WPA "See America" and National Parks posters. Everything looks cool in this style.

Right? The Hodag needs love, too.

These are totally paying homage to the WPA "See America" and National Parks posters!

This needs many more stars than I can give it! Also:

Ghost Rider has a porn parody?

This GIF is very relaxing.

It's fun until someone busts out a blue shell.

On vacation, I tend to eat rich, delicious meals—an enjoyable part of the whole experience. However, the stress of travel combined with this dietary shift can wreak havok on my hair-trigger guts.

I can tell you from years of playing the NES version of Monopoly (the definitive version of Monopoly) that this list is 100% accurate.

C'mon. Isn't "Runaround Sue" begging harder for a "Stomparound Suh" parody?

"Mork Zoinkerborg" just broke my brain. Thank you for the unexpected and awesome laugh.

You forgot a big one on the Pro list for BttF2: