I've never been particularly career-motivated; my job affords me financial security and I enjoy the work but I'm not passionate about it. I live for the time I get to spend with my wife and young sons.

Not to put too fine a point on it: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e791/

Off topic, but

Dude, I'm from Wisconsin. That kind of stuff actually happens here now.

FTFY

Every sperm is sacred

So what would it indicate if your index finger was longer than your ring finger? Inverted penis?

"Oh shit, we're fucked," Garcia reportedly said as he pulled him out of the Ferrari, owned by bedding magnate Michael Fux.

I'm kicking myself for having never thought of this before. I'd usually use paper, just marking it along the edge. This seems like a much better idea.

Well, they come two to a pack, right? Maybe you just make a sandwich out of them.

I'm having a hard time believing that average height. I'm 6'3" and don't exactly tower over most women around here.

Maybe mine's a unique situation, but what are you supposed to do if you're on a network with a fairly restrictive internet filter? I can run Chrome at work, but googleusercontent.com is blocked. Before, I could at least install extensions through manual downloads.

I did this with my 2005 Silverado but added another feature. I also have a remote start system installed and the keyfobs have a trunk release button that has no practical use on my truck. I tied the trunk release output to the garage door opener through a relay. I have a detached garage, so this comes in handy if…