Now let’s visit the rational view for a moment. Person gets pulled over for speeding excessively. Person flees an officer (and somehow doesn’t expect to be pursued). Person’s family is not wearing seatbelts. PIT goes wrong and causes the car to flip and a child is ejected. Sounds like this is on daddy here.

So was the cop’s body cam on or nah? What about his dashboard cam? Because if he “feared for his life” video should help clear that up...

I explained who in the story, you know, if you had read it. Or did you just come here to be a dick?

Once Tesla hears that you didn’t pay for the optional convertible package, you’ll be getting a bill in the mail.  

“Daddy, the top came off...”

Sorry, what?

Current fleet, newest to oldest:

Not scary enough. Make it a Chevette and a Plymouth Cricket.

Bob Lutz would've called to settle it with a race, and depending on the era of his career he could've been driver for either company. The man. The legend. 

Let’s raise the stakes and bring back duels! See how much appetite there is for these legal shenanigans when you might catch a ball over it. Or a Camaro vs Challenger jousting match!

if i see so much as a paralegal; hell, even a goddamn intern, i am turning this car around!

Statistics don’t lie. Statisticians do.

What the actual hell Emslie, where do you conjure these Frank-n-Projects from?

Dude. It’s been around for a while. Ever watch Discovery Channel?

I hope someone remembered to chain him to his tree, because he’ll be on the next flight if not.

Just out of curiosity, can you find out where the drugs they were on came from so we can place an appropriately size thermonuclear weapon detonation over its point of origin?

“Mustang II a model that would prove much smaller, more efficient, and in many ways much more capable.”

YAAAASSSSSS