With everyone losing their minds like that in a Brazilian soccer game, I hope the ref at least kept his head.

That banner is like a clown’s handkerchief.

There are a Brazilion things wrong with this.

Because once upon a time, not that long ago, actually, as recent as the 1980 when I registered to vote for the first time, the Republican party’s primary chalice was fiscal responsibility and state’s rights, not hate. So I am a registered republican even though I haven’t voted for a republican for a national election…

This still makes me laugh

And if another asshole from the northeast who spends most of his time playing childish games realized he didn’t belong in the White House either we wouldn’t be in this situation.

If it helps, his general political position is like a Ron Paul libertarian. That doesn’t make him wrong about any of this (especially the one about what liberals thought of him before all this) but it may help you to keep some distance.

That’s neat. But can he do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?

Murano cabriolet. There is at least one of theose abominations in that development.

Did you have to think hard about that one or did you just wing it?

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

I guess having a plane in your driveway there doesn’t fly with the community.

I bet he got dumped by Little Debbie.

Who hurt you, starcrunch?

Wait, so if you’re losing and counting your chickens before they hatch, does that mean you counted zero and miraculously one chicken hatched?

That is dangerous and his YMCA membership should be REVOKED.

This headline is bullshit. WWE my ass.

Hey, I don't know if I should point this out but... you've got a stick up your ass.

I AGREE! ALSO IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY AT THE 1:35.00 MARK IN RETURN OF THE JEDI YOU CAN SEE THAT THE EWOK JIBJAB IS ACCIDENTALLY WEARING THE NECKLACE OF THE EWOK CHIBIRTI.

Judi Dench could narrate a takeout menu and I'd still get chills.