I thought Affleck using a voice modulator when suited up was perfect.

This is exactly the shit they’ll pull with voter ID.  And then they’ll go to the picture looks different (different hairstyle, different glasses, etc.)  And they’ll just toss the ballot as “too black”.

Colonel, what’s a Russian gunship doing here?

A HIND-D?

Have you considered that talking about it just makes it worse? Everyone knows that ignoring problems is best for your health. Just ask that really smart white guy Steve Jobs. Worked for him.

About breakfasting, the thing I wish I’d learned decades ago was how easy it is to make sausage. Sausage has to be my favorite food, but the stuff you get from the store is 1) expensive, 2) of low nutritional quality, and 3) of varying flavor. By making your own sausage with lean ground pork (1/3 lb is 250 calories…

OK Damon...you messed me up big time...I swapped my planned red cabbage, turkey and egg salad for banana pancakes...I blame you.*

That egg is an abomination...

Yall got some weird political leanings here.

How? By deciding that mentioning that incident was the most important thing that needed to be done upon his death. I wonder when Bush 41 passed did she feel the need to mention his nickname while in the senate was “rubbers?” Will she mention Bill Clinton’s multiple affairs and alleged rapes when he dies? Funny how…

My fondest memories of Rudy Ray Moore recordings was listening and then using shorthand words or phrases related to the albums that our parents didn’t know but would crack us up. Sitting around and using code for some pretty raunchy jokes right in front of your parents was a pretty hilarious experience. 

Don’t you understand. If you take down the confederate flags and the KKK application, if you hide the pictures of Jefferson Davis and Adolf Hitler, you’re just trying to rewrite history.He keeps these things as a historical lesson of the trials of the oppressed minorities in this country.

I believe you mean +2...

Reasons why Democrats have concerns about Kamala Harris: A sketchy history as a district attorney and a tendency to flip flop on her positions that is difficult to discern whether she really flip flopped, or just evolved and has a new POV.

The same people that think NV was the best FO game are the same people who think Reeve was the best Superman. The past is perfect and you can’t tell them otherwise. I don’t know if I can roll my eyes any harder than people waxing about NV being this holy grail.

On behalf of Sir Mix-A-Lot I demand you retract that statement immediately. 

As much as I hate to say it, this looks like a set up. We all know that Alex Jones only gets hard when the kids are dead.

I have to say that, as a Deadspin reader and non GoT watcher, my favorite thing about this cultural phenomenon is how fucking stupid it seems and how, no matter what I’m doing, I feel like I must be spending my time better than if I were watching it.

Taking a break from shoplifting without consequences ....