Yeah, well, he still has a run-on sentence there. Just wait’ll the Punctuation Bee people find his pasty ass.

Not okay Toulouse - stick with the Pre-Impressionists

“Curt Schilling looks like a pile of rocks that came to life.”

When I think Curt Schilling, I don’t think Snopes; I think Scopes, as in the Monkey Trial, another subject on which Schilling is no doubt expert, owing to his heroic work in disproving evolution.

Curt Schilling is doing a public service. Not all of us have an alcoholic uncle with an eighth-grade education who never traveled 20 miles beyond the town of his birth, yet are completely knowledgeable about the state of the nation, and indeed, the world. I suggest we all save a lot of time and simply refer to him as…

Have Tripucka and Kramer ever been seen in the same place together?

Shortly after this picture was taken he was traded to Sac-ramento.

I haven’t been this surprised to see testicles on someone named Kelly since my friend Kelly showed me her testicles.

Give the man some credit for also being in great 80s porn shape.