Since she was willing to hang out with him I’d say she is exactly the kind of fame whore he would have a shot with

I always assumed that was a planned backdoor pilot but it seems it was just a really terrible idea for an episode because Garry Marshalls son requested an alien on Happy Days.

Harry didn’t know he shouldn’t dress as a Nazi for a costume party don’t assume he’s a deep thinker

This is true if you only get a couple of chances and some douche goes 1 dollar over your bid both times it’s worse than if you get to bid last at least once

Back in the day before tv remotes you needed a kid to get up and change the channel

They do that already if you’re within $250 you win both showcases as long as you’re not over. Also winning that $60 grand in stuff would cost her about $30 grand in taxes as game show winning are taxable.

Since she was on the showcase she likely won at least 2 prizes before that so I give zero shits for her. All my shits go to the people who get to “Come On Down” and just get stuck there.

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

She was pregnant for a decade?

Says you its obvious the most efficient way for a mass extermination would be a phony vaccine

I’ve never used a gas range is there a lot of dancing required to operate one?

I read the comment before looking at the picture so now I can’t see anything other than bok choy on ice

Bro check out how tight that kitchen is

The poop has already been added to your beef or chicken at the slaughterhouse quit worrying so much.

Wendy’s: Double Baconator baked potato with cheese and bacon Coke with a shot of Raspberry

I have to agree they’re the only ones who have figured out to put the drinks in a tray and put the whole thing in a big bag with handles along with the food.

I heard you can get a spiffy 3 bedroom tent on a sidewalk in Downtown Los Angeles for $1.4 million. Great location with restaurant dumpsters and a Starbucks shitter within walking distance.

I’m willing to allow for the possibility that I’ve just led a sheltered life

It might be a good thing it would prepare him for working for Bezos once he becomes the country’s only employer

Not if it’s a digital clock