I’m old enough to remember when they’d give you a free 24 pack if you came in with a mouse in a bottle.

Storing information in Keanu Reeves’s head what a concept

Well Sauce Walka says that Elliot the jeweler is a ”Fake diamond selling bitch” so it might be a lab grown diamond. Walka who has a $250000 teardrop diamond in his cheek also said Uzi has been “dick munchin his style for the last 4-5 years”

He was also married to Dita Von Teese a pinup model after Mcgowan and before Wood and he is apparently married currently so there should be more accounts to come.

What kind of weirdo drinks water in Vegas?

It wasn’t going to be Luke Skywalker but then they got a memo from Corporate

In this sequel he reveals that it really was just a lion

So it turns out that instead of it not qualifying as bread in an overwhelming majority of countries it’s just Ireland which isn’t a real country anyway

They signed up for WW1984 they’re staying for the Friends reunion

Pfft that sounds stupid. Everyone knows the real crossover should be with the Transformers.

Damn I thought the boys were finally getting their big break

Still my fav rock’n’roll name

Why not just eat the cashews and skip the milk thing altogether

Thank god they’re introducing another fucking kid. the family angle has worked so well in the other movies.

Mecha King Ghidorah

Clinton must have had a handjob button I’d out that back in.

The Witch King wasn’t vulnerable to women it was because Tom Bombadil enchanted Barrow Blades etc etc grumble grumble

Clickwhores claim they will no longer clickwhore

Sure very stupid to point out how he has changed over time to become a more decent human being what was he thinking

I’d say Floki