All i need is a way to explain to my dog that the doorbell he heard was on TV because I am done with getting up and opening the door to show him there’s nobody there.

I’d say Casino is a popcorn movie

I saw the 76 version in Sensurround good luck topping that

I only started reading after the kinjapockalypse but yes for every great article there were at least 10 stupid ones most that were written by people that didn’t understand the sport enough to make the argument they were trying to pull off.

Its an example of one of Scorcese’s comic book movies

The best setting for exposition is in a brothel

Speaking of randos making whiney comments...

Listicles are published to generate comments

The UFC told him he couldn’t use the nickname it was strictly business.

Making fun of the Irish will never go out of style

Outright state whatever you want I’ll write it in poopoo on the wall

The bartender didn’t make an assumption he already knew it was too sweet this place skipped rule 3 and is using paying customers as trial evaluators

I’d suggest that none of those scenarios apply once the bartender admits he knows it’s not drinkable and it’s a work in progress

I’m trying to imagine a drink that I would say no to an offer like that but I’m coming up empty

It doesn’t work as well if you’re complaining about your Orange Creamsicle cocktail being too sweet.

I felt kinda bad for the imaginary letter writer that Salty made up she really let her have it.

If you want to get comped you need to show them you’re upset if that doesn’t get you a comp then throw a shot glass at a row of bottles behind the bar or at an expensive mirror if there is one.

I thought the one where she dates Feegan the Vegan was pretty good

They should be banned for the way they won their last championship

Like I said the engineers aren’t people and since he hasn’t murdered any of those 2000 people yet it doesn’t count. We’’l have to wait for the next crappy sequel.