Not seeing this in the comments, but I nearly pissed myself at your segue from nude olympics to staunch opponent of locked doors. Well done.

Cam is an arrogant prick. Gronk is a down to earth guy.

That was insane, without question.

Kroenke built an empire with a little moxie, a parachute, and a few stacks of marked bills.

I’m genuinely interested in what makes her a bad person. Bill is a smug prick, no doubt, but I think Kelly is awesome. She’s got the sharpest wit of anyone at Fox by a mile (not saying much, I know)

He’ll be able to open up the bidding in a scant 46 years.

To be fair, this type of non-sequitur often works

Smells like move out of the Kyle Orton school of free agency.

This is the right answer.

Came to see how much shit you got for calling Columbia well-to-do, was not disappointed.