Motherfucker what you (and he) got against Cookie Crisp??? Granted I have never had it with milk, but it is the best cereal ever to eat by the handful out of the box.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

Honestly though, a lot of this game will turn on how the Chicago Cubs use Kyle Schwarber as a pinch-hitter.

Here’s hoping we finally get Jezebel’s take on the Lovely Ladies team.