This is my shocked face.

Yeah, it’s sad that pitch isn’t #1 (cause dear lord it was a baaaaaaad play), but good ol’ Danny O will always have that spot locked up.

Seriously?  I have lost all hope for this series.

I know in my heart this is true, but....THEY KICK INDOORS!!!!!!!  IT SHOULD BE EASIER!!!!!!!

Exactly - now we just need a long snapper and we’ve got the complete specialty teams practice squad.

1. People rarely get speeding tickets relative to the number of times that they actually speed, but when you get caught the “other people do it and don’t get tickets” excuse doesn’t fly. Umpires aren’t spending all their time checking the coaching boxes to see if people are coaching, but if they do see it happening…

I mean, I’m not saying she and J know some guys. But I’m pretty sure that if they don’t, they know some guys who know some guys.

Because they TOLD Bernie it was a fake news show. Come ON, how can you not see that? Ugh, Libtards...

Even FoxFreakingNews is calling this a disaster.  This is getting scary.

Technically, a truly perfect game would require only 81 pitches, all swing and miss strikes.  Otherwise, the pitcher done made mistakes.

You’re not drumming up business for your past employer - you’re doing it for yourself in the future.  That’s how the Hollywood game is played.

“Awards are great and all that but they don’t guarantee future work and don’t earn the actors a performance bonus.”

God damn it...

I’ll give the same advice I give everyone who meets with a banker: Record the Meeting. Tell them you’re recording it. Save a copy of the recordings on a flash drive.

Did not know that, thanks.

Are you saying these two don’t have enough bandwidth to compete? That’s not a very compelling reason to allow this merger.

Cause it’s no big deal compared to some of the stuff he wears.

I look forward to her public support for the following:

Hinkle: “I believe with every fiber in my body that what was written 2,000 years ago in the Bible is undoubtedly true. It’s not a fictional book. It’s not a pick and choose what you want to believe. You either believe it, or you don’t. This world may change, but Christ and His Word NEVER will.”

As a Jets fan, I am Sad.