Pshh, I'm a man's man and I never fall for cuteness stories.

Hmm, maybe the Royals ARE just a bunch of punk ass bitches like Brett Lawrie said...?

As an Oilers fan my first thought was "yay!" Then I realized that all this means is that Connor McDavid is now doomed to bust status, and I felt sorry for him.

I see it as blue and gold. Does that make me twice as wrong?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

You win the internets (back from the SJWs)

OMG, this is terrible. I came here for a one-answer Marshawn Lynch press conference, and he gave TWO answers:

If it was me, I'd ask him "Marshawn, can you explain to us why you're here today?" Just so I could claim he answered my question.

I hereby dub this "Batista Heat" - where the fans hate the story so effing much that they have to change everything as a result. 3-way for the title at Mania again.

That's because Roy is a really cool dude, and A-Roid is a horrible excuse for pond scum. (With apologies to pond scum.)

Munchins and crunchins for Gurgi?

As a Raps fan who had season tickets in the Air Carter heyday, this dunk makes me feel old and sad. Remember when he jumped over the French 7' dude? Now he gets his hand over the rim and we are impressed.

As a Raps fan, all I have to say is:

Let me preface this by saying: I hate Jay Cutler. My friends and I call him <Sucking Sound> Jay Cutler because all we heard during his draft was the sucking sound of Mike Mayock telling everyone how wonderful he was.

The Bears would have been better off if he had been there instead of at the game.

I mean really, what were they going to ask him. "Jay you really sucked hard tonight. Want to own up to being terribad at football or do you want to throw your coaches/teammates/gm/owner/fans under the bus instead?"

I am an Oilers fan, have been since they joined the NHL. I won't spend another $1 on this useless <expletive deleted> team until they fire every moron in management from Kevin Lowe on down and start over. They are so far beyond clueless it makes me ill. They make the 80's Leafs look good, because at least those…

Here's a thought: keep employing them but pay them an actual living wage from your billions in profits.

I want to see this video with Lil Jon's Yeah! overdubbed. Please internet?

You....do.....not....fuck....with....my....cat.....