ah yes! When Berkeley beat up the most celebrated poet in their faculty. Those dangerous poets....

tell me about it. A person can be at the university, have ZERO direct contact with students, and then make 10x my teaching stipend. -___-

She also responded to the Fire Katehi protests—you know, the protests about the large sums of money she earned from companies that seemed to have interests conflicting with those of the university—by creating a $200,000 ‘scholarship’ (read: embarrassingly naked bribe) for students. She seems to skip... a lot of steps.

I’m a grad student at Davis, and I have been here since the pepper spray incident in 2011. It’s worth noting that the 2011 protests were part of Occupy but also a direct response to proposed tuition increases. After the pepper spray incident, and the increased protests that followed, the regents not only voted to…

Yeah, woof. I tried to comment on her instagram about the POC/POC poor planning when she first announced the brand name, and my comment was DELETED. After watching her be super defensive about her brand on the season, I guess I hit a nerve, but, gahhhh

Hey! Godzilla is in the list but not on the poll, and he’s clearly the dreamiest (so strong! so driven!) of them all.

One summer when I was in college, I went on a camping trip with the girl I was dating and some other couple-friends at Lake Umbagog State Park up on the New Hampshire/Maine border. We were driving separately from the other campers, because I had worked that morning, and we were supposed to meet up with everyone that…