What would Jesus drink?

A 24 year-old said “Oh my goodness?” Did this 24 year-old wander into the room from a summer camp? Mulvaney is clearly too important to bother lying about how fucking petty Trump is. Joke’s on him, though, as I’m sure by the end of next year, he’ll find out just how petty the fucking President can be. Mulvaney is just…

Same age as Sarah Huckabee Sanders!

Oh Christ, last we thing need is a successor to Thomas Friedman. One bloviating asshole claiming to comprehend globalization and all its implications was enough!

Last I read the FBI was something 2/3 White dudes. In fact Comey was in LA to promote a “maybe we should hire people who aren’t just White dudes” event when he learned he was fired from TV news!

Yep, Fleshbot for porn stuff and sex news, and Defamer for LA gossip.

That’s because Nickelback earned their keep.

Today we’re going to learn about the French Revolution!

More on skulls in her latest video too!

Apparently in the 90s it really earned its “University of Spoiled Children” nickname. The undergrad acceptance rate was 70%!!

He’d be right at home sitting with John Bolton this month. He did, after all, sing “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran” to the tune of the Beach Boys’ “Barbara Ann.” May he rest in pieces.

I think he’s getting worse because his early nastiness received little in the way of pushback, from the press, from his fellow candidates, from his fans, etc. It was only natural for this cancerous orange mass to metastasize and infect everything else.

I’m Moby’s age when he was sniffing around Natalie Portman. I wouldn’t even try to date a 20 year old because we’d have nothing in common!

Yes, and that’s why our modern fascists are preoccupied with fertility rates too. Whither the White babies, the only ones that matter?

As if they have a plan to increase conviction rates for rapists!

They think it’s a woman’s natural state, and that women are constantly in pursuit of getting pregnant in the first place. Apparently the fertility rate that is below replacement isn’t signal enough to these assholes that when women have a chance to have fewer children, they take it.

I don’t think they’d find a replacement figure overnight. Cults don’t so easily give up on their leaders, even after the leaders are dead. They’ll be more dangerous as they search for a replacement.

Just as it was retold by Roger Stone!

EST was real? It’s in the TV show The Americans!