wait, so did I read it or did I not? In your attempt to be clever, you basically just said both. Be better.

what day did he rape a chick?

but I never said to apologize to me... ;)

just apologize (not to me, but to McDonald’s workers) and move on. Stop being so racist though.

Actually you put a negative connotation on working at McDonald’s. So I’m gonna need you to explain that better.

why would you paraphrase?

“What a shitty thing to do.”

well now I’m intrigued. Tell me more about you. Do you normally believe that all people who work fast food jobs are shitstains? Is it because of the job, or because you believe they’re poor? Probably both right?

Like my mom always said, “Sunny D is not juice.”

go back to supporting Trump

I get it man. You got nothing else going on. A few people follow you on Kinja and for the first time in your life you feel like people like you, so you REALLY feel pressure to impress. You gotta find a word that makes you somewhat sound smart. Still, on top of you being obsessively angry over this story, you’re wrong,…

like the David Ortiz selfie with Obama to me... just makes you shake your head

Meanwhile Antonio brown is awful and a cancer to the league for violating incredibly stupid league rules and he’s also an embarrassment. I know that because the NFL told me so.

someone learned the word “sycophant” and really wants to wear it out on comment boards

k, I’m gonna go do push-ups the rest of the night now

the guy who asked the question? Agreed.

okay, so how does this fit in to the Taboo story line?

figured Reddit would be filled with the mentally weakest people in the country right now... I was wrong. Thanks Jezebel for providing that forum.

that’s fucked up

it is a skill to be so fast that referees can’t keep up and ding you for the occasional ticky-tack violation, so I’m fine with the no-call here