Yeah, when will men put away childish, frivolous pursuits like video games and pursue more mature, dignified hobbies like dressing like absolute dogshit? 

Hey, *you’re* the one that took the name of that dress pattern for your avatar name, pal...

And like the Amy Schumer Barbie film, I feel like we’ve all dodged a bullet.

Starr called the allusions “a bit of a red herring because if we strictly stayed in that lane, the character would be one- or two-dimensional and we wanted to create something a bit more layered than that.”

Russell Brand sounds like someone doing a bad impression of a British person.

Like, if you started talking like Russell Brand, people would go, “Yo, that’s offensive.”

It’s funny that you’re accusing someone else of being obsessed with Shane Gillis by bursting into an unrelated thread about an unrelated person and screaming about Shane Gillis.

Hah, I just watched the one with “Frau Doubtfire.”

Oh, that reminds me...

So like... every last one of them.

It really says something about you when even known horrible people like Jerry Jones and Stan Kroenke are embarrassed to have you around.

“Dan Snyder (owner of the Washington Commanders)“

Liam Neeson had almost managed to get people to forget about that time he talked about walking down the street trying to beat up black guys with a baseball bat. Don’t drag yourself into the negative spotlight for Kevin Spacey of all people, my dude!

Stephen wtf are you doing.

I promise there’s someone left off this list who was funnier than Jimmy Fallon.

So their tennis match of a marriage is ironically love-love?

No one expects Stewart to be a propagandist for Biden the way Tucker is for Trump. It’s just supremely unreal to see the media at large, including Stewart, treat Biden’s age and occaisonal gaffes as if they’re in any way comparable to Trump’s insane, dictatatorial, self-absorbed ramblings.

Hint to HBO: The dragons are one of the most boring parts of Game of Thrones, and everyone looks shitty in snow white wigs, so you don’t have to make every show about the Targaryens.

HOLY FUCK, THIS GUY JUST SIGNED AS A BUDWEISER SPOKESPERSON?!?!?