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that war was happening sometime in the 2010s regardless of what happened in Sarajevo.

Top time machine destinations:

Woody Harrelson should still be there

thankfully for those who have never experienced a metaphor before, they let us know Frasier is the shoe.

Where’s the article about all the other shows that had the balls to end with an automated rotating machine gun wasting a bunch of dudes?

Weird Al, as usual, ahead of his time in 1989

“Shit, there’s a lot of things you could use to kill a guy with; you could probably beat a guy to death with the Sunday New York Times couldn’t you?”

you guessed it: Frank Stallone

“Maybe we need some of that collective action”

She apologizes worse than my parents

Michelle Wolf?

first 2 google image results for “Jutes”

Although at least it wasn’t his cousin , so he has the moral high ground compared to say Jerry Lee...”

“very kind, very soft, very loving”

this site is part of the blob now, just spectacularly lazy

don’t sell your neighbor’s ballsack short

He gets to use the Plinko stick every game now

The West Wing was also super successful, concluding in 1999 with a bevy of Emmys and plenty critical acclaim under its belt.”

“It’s like new ownership coming in and buying an NFL team going, ‘Alright. Not my head coach. Not my quarterback. Doesn’t matter how many times we won the Super Bowl. Doesn’t matter how many rings we got. I’m going with somebody else.’”