ah yes, Checkov’s Dick Slip

“Everyone that is more well-liked than me is actually a hack and should be dead! What? What did I say?”

we’ll always have the “Dying Mrs Gomez” sketch from the Sterling K Brown episode in March 2018

i have it on good authority that women LOVE tuna fish sandwiches and milk

hard pass.

his dong sucks

“c’mon, judge, you know how they are”

Today in “enemy of my enemy is my friend” news...

Long-dead good looking actor who made respectable salad dressing loved to fuck”

One of those names is not like the other

never saw one trailer, had no idea Swift was in it, do not care for David O Russell anyway.

every scene with Amy Adams in it is an Amy-Adams-looking-hot-part

it’s not the not having a TV, it’s the need to let everyone else know you don’t

so...you got credit for seeing sexy communist Rachel Weisz? Jealous.

Damn, I don’t think I’ve had a Riesens since my grandma died 8 years ago.

Did Eve Best seriously just drop not just an “I don’t own a TV” but an “I haven’t owned a TV for years”? Fucking hell

people oughta know

makes him more relatable, frankly

I’m going to go ahead and file this one under “consider the source”