My first inclination is to smoosh my naked body against the glass. . .but then I think about the bear smashing through and that’s when my fantasy becomes a bit more messy.

at least spring for the popcorn shrimp! what are you doing!?

She does fine when the material is alright. But she’s not like Dakota Johnson who still manages to be charming with completely horrible material.

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

I think we should give him a pass on Cox; the brain can easily conflate “gay” and “LGBT+” since they’re so often conflated in media stories about them as a group.

What about the intense war between washcloth users and non-washcloth users?

Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

Shame on you, but more importantly, shame on me for laughing so hard +1

I just know his name wasn’t Daryl.

Oh goody, now I can watch people water their green lawns that they planted IN THE GODDAMN DESERT. THE MOJAVE DESERT. GREEN LAWNS. THAT IS A PROBLEM.

She already has been. You’ve clearly never seen Twilight.

They will do anything to save their pussy!

I once had to go to the principal’s office because I fed my Tomogatchi during math class and it beeped. Worth it. I’m a good e-mom. Like i’d let me child sit in its poo and not eat. Ms. Kay you never understood that did you? did. you.

Toyota never actually laughs just says “that’s funny”

I kind of want a real cat to be inside that.

Beg to differ

There shouldn’t be a poll, because there is only one right answer.

I suppose it’s a start. But requiring employees to use family leave would go a long ways towards de-stigmatizing using family leave for those men who choose to use it.

I think you kind of buried the lede on this. The president does not need to ride the subway. The president should have some concept of how they would execute their campaign promises.