I found out last week that I am pregnant after my partner and I spent close to a year trying to conceive. I am overjoyed, elated, excited yada yada, but TBH I already hate being pregnant. I’m hoping much of this will pass once I get to the second trimester, but I feel terrible 100% of the time.

How in the heck does this not violate HIPAA?

I’m sure a lot of people who have a hate-on for Rosie O’Donnell will completely ignore the fact that this is coming from a teenager with a serious mental illness.

“traditional wooden long-tail boats”

Omg this reminds me of an argument I had with a (republican) guy during the 2008 election who thought he caught all liberals in a gotcha! moment because (in his mind) if you’re liberal it’s sexist to not vote for Sarah Palin. His argument was basically, “Oh so you liberal hypocrites say you want a woman in office, but…

I just read the full AP article. They described Cosby as “the “I Spy” actor.” That’s like describing Leonardo DiCaprio as “the “Growing Pains” actor.”

Can they make dolls get UTI’s? Because that was the biggest bummer about becoming a woman for me that I was not prepared for.

President Madonna signing the Rebel Heart bill into law:

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

Let’s talk about the less-flashy sex injury: UTIs.

I guessed “far too much”, and I was right on the money!

The lyric “boom boom boom, brighter than the moon moon moon” really speaks to me on an emotional level.

“YOU COULD’VE BEEN KAITLIN, IDIOT.

Having caught the latest episode of “I am Cait” it was made pretty clear that Kris is having a hard time with all of this. And I don’t think anyone can fault her for that. It’s great Caitlyn Jenner is out and doing her thing and living her life but that transition impacts more than her. It impacts her whole family.

She wasn’t a Muslim when she started her job, so not serving alcohol was a new thing. I think this is something that could be worked around, but if you suddenly decide that you don’t want to do a part of your job that you could do when you were hired, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being terminated. This…

I thought to myself, “These can’t possibly be all that bad.”

I had no idea that her character was supposed to be older than Bradley Cooper’s. I did, however, think during the movie “Man, isn’t she a little young to have had some of these life experiences?”

“Most people don’t find the things me and my friends do very funny, just immature, so I didn’t expect to get this big of a reaction”