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OMG I LOVE THAT MOVIE. Favorite line: Tim Allen is like, "Mum's the word!", aliens look at each other and are like " mmmum". Gets my every time, FAVORITE LINE GO!

why does everyone have a problem with innocent until proven guilty?

Fans of The Good Wife will be horribly disappointed to learn that Archie Panjabi is leaving the show at the end of this season – heartbreaking news, given the demise of another beloved main character last season. BUT WAIT: She's doing so because she's got a deal with 20th Century Fox star in her own pilot. Excellent.

I haaate the gym. Hiking/kayaking/ballet/etc., though — lemme at it. The gym sucks the fun out of exercising!

I'm actually eating straight from a tub of frosting with a spoon while I read this.

I'm hereby calling this, "The Slutterfly."

I am trying to make all my kids have that internal shame (I do come from a military family and I have allergies, so I am at just below OCD levels), but somehow it is only taking in my son. My daughters are gross and proud of it. They will throw their used socks in with their shoes. They will put worn clothes back in

Just when I thought it was gonna be all puppies and hilarious celebrity fuck ups today, it turns into Sociopath Saturday. Might as well binge watch some SVU while I am at it :(

Didn't he read Paper Chase?

3. Sixth, actually.

Hahaha, Lewinsky in a blue dress + Cumming. Doesn't that take you back?

'Weekend' & 'Last Act' respectively.

Work retail to afford gas to drive to dates.

There was a lot of soul-searching re: which Christopher Pike books to pick!

Yeah, when I read this line, "Towns like Berkeley, California or New York City have large populations of kids that look like Payton," I thought, "She's gonna need the money from that lawsuit to go from Ohio to Berkeley or NYC."

I dunno man, Blake Shelton tap dancing in his cowboy boots perfectly despite being obviously drunk is one of the better things I've seen.

My immediate reaction to this existing is that no one should ever attempt another lip sync battle after the Emma Stone Lip Sync Occasion.