aww fuck.

interesting... lindsay lohan also quoted still i rise in response to some perceived slight from jennifer lawrence this week and jezebel did not think it was cool.

your hand folds kind of look like a tiny vagina.

as i said.. pro choice here so agree... ish.

abortion is such a crazy issue. I’m totally pro-choice, but also totally get the pro life side of it.

I have one of these.

why is he donald ducking the neighborhood? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

okay fine. i still want him, for the love of god, to wash his damn hair

yep. johnny depp is getting older and responding to it by pretending he is all rock n roll. he’s never been rock n roll. he’s been that hot weird goth kid at best.

don’t hate yourself. for some unknown reason i’d fuck kid rock. WHY? oh god. why.

and somehow steven tyler is just doing it better. i think because he already IS steven tyler.

yes! that’s what they are. maybe his daughter recently pierced his ears in the bathroom with an ice cube and a potato

I think i’d be happier with his aging if he cut or at least washed his hair. and stopped it with those stupid earrings. it’s like he’s aging into steven tyler.

ugh. WASH YOUR HAIR

Not too weird by my first sex dream featured Laurence Fishburne.

and why is jeb selling a guacamole bowl? it’s not even branded. just needs the cash?

I’m a little terrified of what “hot freedom” is.

oh my god they did they did! this makes me so happy and i haven’t even watched it.

Dear Santa, I would like all of these. except for maybe that bath bomb.

DID SHE DO KIDS INSTRUMENTS CHRISTMAS CAROL WITH JIMMY FALLON AND ROOTS? DID SHE? DID SHE? (please say yes)