I can't shake the visual of pulling one bag and the rest of them slowly unraveling, out of a butthole. Like a fleshy wetnap dispenser.

I haven't seen this many people in line for Rice since the Great Leap Forward.

"I will never wear this jersey again! I will not show support to someone who has done such awful things! Please take this from me!!........ Hi, ya I'd like to exchange this for a Ray Lewis jersey."

Salt Lake City, Utah

Like Elizabeth Perkins said, the only thing worse than producers constantly asking to see your tits is when they stop asking to see your tits.

Yes, exactly, and during that stretch he did have a few missiles stolen by defenders or balls go to the warning track that would have likely been homers on nights when the temps. get above 30 degrees in Chicago.

This will be Ryan's first big role in years. The girlfriend of John Mellencamp

A lawyer for Michael Egan, the man who says that he was raped and drugged by director Bryan Singer as a teenager, says he will announce three new lawsuits against Hollywood executives who Egan claims also sexually abused him, during a Monday afternoon press conference.

You see this is why non-professional designer noobs such as yourself who like to call photoshop on everything, are full of shit and don't know a damn thing.

Last week, former teammates Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, and Andre Reed visited Kelly in his home after the news of the recurrence was announced.

Best part was subbing in a position player to pitch and getting the choice of FAT PITCH! for all 4 options, LOL

Definitely an idea a bunch of leftists programmers thought of, any true 80's Reaganite would have played Hardball with the USSR.

See I was paranoid about the 2 license deal. But you're right, no one cares about your personal business in VT and that's why we love it here. We just applied for the NY license but never turned it in. We also tossed around the 50 state marriage thing. We are also lazy people. Are you my husband? Are you on the couch…

My wife and I eloped in one state, and got married again in Vermont the following year. We did it officially and filed the paperwork twice, though; no one in Vermont knows or cares that we're self-bigamists, I guess. We have two marriage licenses from two different states, in any event. We idly talked about doing this…

Two separate races? What is this, the 1936 Olympics?

No. After knowing several alcoholics, I am used to hearing such excuses. That I was overworked, tensed and so on. Bullcrap. They were all alcoholics, yet felt shame in admitting it. Alcohol is addictive, and if you drink close to a bottle of wine a day, you are an alcoholic. Period.

Yes, but I think a lot of women like to think they are drinking a glass or two a day, but instead they are really drinking three or four large glasses. This was certainly me until I showed up for a physical at age 50 and my doctor was concerned about my liver function test numbers.