That’s exactly how I’ve answered it; some variation on “No, no... I’m here to sell you on why I’m a great person to hire - *you’re* supposed to sell me on why you’re a place I’d want to work for”.

Would muting the account instead of blocking not solve the issue? The jerk gets to see her tweets, she never sees a single thing he says, and he has no idea that he’s muted.

I had the pleasure of witnessing that at a book signing, where a person ahead of me gushed some inanity at Vonnegut like “I’ve always wanted to write but can’t find the time!”, and Vonnegut replied with a variation on “yeah, well the world needs ditch diggers, too”.

I do similar things -even crossing the street to the opposite side. It’s 5 seconds of inconvenience for me, which is nothing compared to how fearful someone else feels on a constant basis. If it’s on the approach block to my apartment entrance, I’ll do something (jangle my keys absentmindedly, look at my phone, even…

To be fair, you’d still be on time for a 7:30 movie, since there’d be a good 15 minutes of trailers and commercials beforehand.

Chappelle Show, 2003:

Sorry - I couldn’t get very many of the comments to load on my phone, so I didn’t know it had already been pointed out.

Louis didn’t fight Marciano for the title - Marciano wasn’t heavyweight champion yet, and wouldn’t be for another year.

This is the same country where a guy *committed suicide* by jumping to his death at the mall rather than continue shopping with his wife, so maybe there’s a larger-scale issue than we think.

I’d lie and say I was hit by a car - it’d give them a jolt of surprise, and my appearance of complete health would give them the sense that I was indestructible.

Asked? Don’t know. However, Linda Hamilton significantly added muscle mass for the Terminator sequel.

Do you have a recommendation for a book that details the relationship between Cromwell-era England and the American Colonies?

Why didn’t they just take alternating turns being in the medical hibernation pod? They would have each aged 40 years over the next 80 and still have been alive for the colony.

Isn’t it normal to catch things with the opposite hand, like in baseball?

The thing I love most about that photo is that Walter Cronkite is one of the guys laughing.

That was the one time she could have gotten in the dagger on Melania; just a retort like “yes, a marriage of equal partners who can have differing opinions on a subject; it’s hard for you to imagine, I’m sure.”

This is the same 2007 postseason that played endless Chevy ads with John Mellencamp’s shitty “This is Our Country” song.

I want one of these cars, but only so I can sit in the passenger seat and pretend to be dead as the car slowly rolls through town.

Daniel Tiger should be banned until they explain why no on one in the Tiger family wears pants except for Daniel’s mom.