Even more impressive is that these stats also occurred along with a 1-20 slump he went through in mid-April. Without it, he'd be hitting .313.

That's easy. San Diego!

Not a problem. The NFL contracts the league by one team (the Bills), immediately announces an expansion by one team to be based in a Canadian city, and then awards that franchise to the former owners of the Buffalo Bills.

10 PRINT "BLAH"

Yeah, I'm thinking Costas doesn't want to bring up someone else's baldness while wearing the world's worst toupee.

Come on; not even one terrible joke about Dr. J's son drowning has been made yet. Step it up, people.

Yep; I joined them mid-year. They're beyond awesome.

The FCC doesn't regulate decency standards on cable tv.

Where am I? Hello?

My wife and I eloped in one state, and got married again in Vermont the following year. We did it officially and filed the paperwork twice, though; no one in Vermont knows or cares that we're self-bigamists, I guess. We have two marriage licenses from two different states, in any event. We idly talked about doing this…

The way I avoid my daughter wanting fish sticks is this: I've never given her fish sticks to eat. Good chocolate? Sure. Ice cream? Absolutely. Some unknown-origin chopped up monstrosity sold by Mrs. Paul's? Uh, no.

If anyone lives in/near Maine, there's a private pet cremation facility that a couple built on their property; it's properly licensed and inspected, the whole nine yards. It's affordable, and you can be assured that the ashes you get back are your pet's ashes. When our cat passed away, we took him there, toured the…

I've gotten my past two jobs through LinkedIn, but didn't do anything special/out of the ordinary... just saw a job posted, applied, interviewed, and got the job.

Sure he does.

Al Smith was called the Happy Warrior in the 1920s.

I can't figure out how to post images...I suck.

Yeah, but at that point, either everything's fine, or it's too late to do anything about it anyway. Might as well go back to sleep.

Bill Simmons: A face made for radio, a voice made for print.

....because this test is about browsers on the Mac OS, and there is no IE for Mac OS, maybe?