This guy makes more than me.

I really want to shoehorn a “Nightmare On My Street” reference in here but it eludes me. Soooo, Will Smith. Ta-daaaaa!

Or Panamanian like Bruce Chen.

Mega Man 2 was the only Mega Man game that I ever actually did beat. I totally feel your pain though, it took me forever. Now I get kinda pissed when I see the speedrunners blow through the whole game in 20 minutes.

Mike Tyson. Nuff said.

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a “swatting” in jail that means something completely different.

If you were to match that color in a paint, it would be “Joe Pesci In A Cornfield Purple.”

It looks like John McCain’s face.

This is the look of a man who is going to take a bite out of the back of your head.

Comrade Dick Head is most father face but is nyet handlink the heat. We are most needink a new manager for motherland’s orchestra.

Maybe it’s a Cold War communique between Russian agents.

father face Dick Head

But, how do I get through airport security with my drugs while in the midst of an ether binge?

It is a great revenge story.

Holy shit. I’ve recommended your post five times and each time it removes a star. I’m the anti-Kinja! All hail!

Yes! I haven’t seen “har har” in awhile! Kudos!

You’re gonna wanna bring your car around back. I’ll start the pump.

I’ve gotta find a way to be Mustard Man for Halloween this year.

I’m still lovin’ the Steakback Outhouse.