That's all democrats do, you know...(throw change at people)

Anybody else think this looks stupid?

What about the weekend? Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend.

God already invented the moon

Maybe the Extra S stands for sucks penis. Dammit.

I have some generic tires cause I drive like a maniac and wear them out. When I got them changed I also got my wheels aligned because they were wearing on the inside badly, down to the steel core. I only have 30k miles though. I'm kind of poor so I can't buy Michelins.

My 2008 Ford Focus Coupe SES is incredible. Awesome mileage, awesome interior, awesome SYNC, great acceleration considering its 4 cylinders. But when I get on the highway it feels like im getting raped in the tailpipe, because the ride is so bumpy. When I look over, the passenger seat is having an orgasmic seizure…

Punchbug?

I'm a virgin so I don't know what fuck feels like :(

Generally women, especially of her status, don't go in public, which includes airports, without makeup. Good job Smart ass.

Guess she just gave up. I probably would stop trying after winning that prestigious of an award also.

I myself found this amusing and pretty accurate in a metaphorical manner.

It's the thought that counts.

THAT used to be Miss USA?

I will not stand for this. I like laying down.

You, my friend, are

Doesn't hurt her that bad

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: I lol'ed @ "This redundant repetition is unnecessary."

Correct assumption