The guys said "It's an iPod touch...FAIL" So I smart-asstically replied "There is a phone app...FAIL" and we all know there is not a phone app on the ipod touch.

Must be a shit load of buttons on that controller

Let's not forget about the trees that require CO2

It has a "Phone" app.

If everybody avoids congestion, there won't be congestion. So who then takes the normally congested route?

Fuck you Shima.

Would you like coffee with that cream?

Bottle that shit up and sell it.

I've never had problems with AT&T 3G. And I've been all over.

Orgasm at :11

They make a FLYING SAUCER and put flipping 10 MEGAPIXEL CAMERAS on it?

That kid is a DOUCHE BAG

Those magnets are gonna EF shit up in the ipad

Genius. You sir, deserve a Klondike bar.

Anybody else thinking dual inline package?

A Japanese fan

Chrome is incredible.

Solution: Instead of MINI magnifying glass, how bout NORMAL magnifying glass. Makes everything easy to see.

Dress shirt + tie + hoodie?