All I know is that molestache gives me the heebie jeebies.

I'm gonna SINE YO PITY ON THE RUNNY. KINE.

It's very nice to see @disqus_u7vdwwhJsZ:disqus in a Blue Velvet thread.

Ralph Fiennes' slow turn to the kid with a drawn out, "Art." is maybe one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed.

Oh, man. I had pictures of Cusack on my wall as a teen. As soon as I joined twitter, I started following him and quickly unfollowed to hopefully erase his mystical-thinking, illiterate nonsense from my brain. Seriously. Is it not Joan's day to babysit or what?

Oh thank you. Dave's quote about working pretty hard to not look like a Dan absolutely ruined me.

Late to the party, but the wig is clearly a hand-me-down from Peggy.

"You're pretty much my best friend."

American Horror Story S3: Smell The Glove?

It's worth the whole (short) ride.

Hands down the most charming WTF guest.

Reading that in Erich's voice in my head is so much excellence.